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Gary Warner

Adams Central Public Schools
Technology Director
Hastings, NE
Google admin, Star Wars, Star Trek, Geek stuff, Motorcycling, Why the sky is blue. Why is there 8 hot dogs but can only buy 10 buns at a time. Why does everything taste like chicken? The cave man did not have chickens, what did he call it? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child? Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they're OK, you're it. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
Last bit of advice.. You're never too old to learn something stupid.